That Feel When You Gotta Call 911 on Yourself

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I’m a big fan of 911. As a kid, I watched Rescue 911 religiously. When my little sister shoved a Lite-Brite peg into the depths of her nasal passage, my first responder six-year-old ass had the phone off the cradle and the 9–1 dialed before my mom could say “tweezers.” If I see a person laying face-down on the street — or anywhere people typically don’t choose to lay face-down — I’m calling 911. If you’re…

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former editor-in-chief of human parts. west coast good witch. student of people. get in touch: stephgeorgopulos@gmail.com

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Stephanie Georgopulos

Stephanie Georgopulos

former editor-in-chief of human parts. west coast good witch. student of people. get in touch: stephgeorgopulos@gmail.com

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